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Master Radishes is the self-appointed historian of the CDC Mafia, and he is considered the premier authority on the game's history, mythology, jokes and fables.
The inaugural CDC representative in the Mafia Championships, Master Radishes is widely considered to be one of the greatest players to ever wear a CDC sweater. He is particularly fond of orangutans.
He is also credited with changing up the standard mafia gameplay by adding in many new roles and themes to his games. Since he hosted "Zodiac" and "Valentine's Day" at the beginning of Season 8 (Feb. 2014), many Mafia hosts have taken inspiration from his games and have attempted to create unpredictable, highly active games similar to those two. As a result, mafia games have run consistently since then with no significant breaks.
He spends more time lurking game threads even when no one else is around than he would care to admit.
One time he fooled Intoewsables and VICanucksfan5551, two of the game's very best players, and he will never let them forget it.
Update: he has now also fooled Bpgula quite badly and plans not to let him forget it either.
In the 2020 Mafia Championships, with his second ever year of participation, Master Radishes finished in 2nd place whereas the tournament had roughly 150 participants. He was widely praised for his nimble and creative use of the JOAT role in the Finale game, which helped secure a Town victory. As of November 2021, this is the best result any CDC representative has attained in the tournament.
In the interim since this tournament, he has taken on a back-server and system administrator role within the franchise. His continued work and valour is widely appreciated and acclaimed within the CDC network of lost causes and victors. "May his light shine bright forever."