Dral

Dral is known for his drunken posting, his awesomely elaborate game themes, and his so-called 'catchphrase' that he'll say at the beginning of a game if he is TP. No one actually remembers where he came from - Dral was just suddenly here, where before he was not. Some scholars suggest his existence as evidence for portals to alternate universes.

Dral once accidentally slept with Aladeen when both were drunk off champagne. No one knows what happened that night, but both have refused to speak of it and now avoid eye contact with each other.

Every few months Dral threatens to quit, but like all addicts he never follows through.

Dral spelled backwards is lard.